Master Machine Party Achievement Matrix

Machine Party contains exactly 15 Steam achievements, with each trophy mapped directly to one of the 15 deadly minigames. There are no separate platinum trophies, hidden easter egg achievements, or progression unlocks outside of the core 15 minigame feats.

The comprehensive table below details every achievement, its associated minigame, official Steam unlock criteria, verified global completion rate, and tactical difficulty classification.

#	Minigame	Achievement Name	Official Unlock Requirement	Global Rate	Difficulty Tier
1	Firearm Factory	Quick draw!	Kill an opponent who assembled a firearm before you	57.3%	Common / Normal Play
2	Duck Hunt	BOOM HEADSHOT!	Eliminate an escaping player with a direct headshot	54.4%	Common / Normal Play
3	Tunnel Hazard	This is my hole.	Survive the incoming train by claiming the final safe wall nook	50.4%	Common / Normal Play
4	Spine Breaker	Dodge this!	Pass the bomb device with under 1 second remaining	45.6%	Common / Normal Play
5	Debris Platforms	Catch this!	Eliminate another player by launching a debris crate	42.3%	Common / Normal Play
6	The Filter	Just another day at the job.	Clear an entire sorting round with 100% item accuracy	30.5%	Common / Precision
7	Stable Footing	Mind the gap.	Outlast opponents until only 10 floor tiles remain intact	22.4%	Uncommon / Positioning
8	Wrong Way	Stairmaster	Execute 50 consecutive correct direction steps without error	11.1%	Uncommon / Rhythm
9	Inside Job	About those TPS reports.	Inject an opponent within 3 seconds of acquiring the syringe	9.4%	Rare / Reaction
10	Chisel Gauntlet	Flourished Memories	Survive until the maximum number of voxel cube blocks fall	8.5%	Rare / Endurance
11	Table Manners	Gluttony	Consume all meal courses in under 20 seconds total	7.9%	Rare / Speed
12	Minefield	Leg it!	Reach the extraction finish line without activating sonar pings	4.6%	Ultra Rare / Memory
13	Forklift Certified	Mine. All mine!	Hoard and protect 4 cargo crates simultaneously in your zone	2.3%	Ultra Rare / Defense
14	Lethal Rebound	Will it blend?	Shove 15 total players into spinning industrial hacksaws	0.9%	Ultra Rare / Cumulative
15	Smoke Break	Full Pack	Smoke 20 total cigarettes across your match history	0.8%	Ultra Rare / Volume Grind

Detailed Step-by-Step Walkthrough for Every Achievement

1. Firearm Factory: Quick draw! (57.3%)

Objective: Eliminate a player who finished assembling their firearm before you.
Minigame Mechanics: In Firearm Factory, four workbenches contain scattered weapon components (frame, slide, barrel, magazine).
Execution Strategy: Intentionally pace your assembly. Watch your opponents’ progress bars. When an adjacent rival snaps their magazine in, quickly complete your final assembly piece, cock the hammer, and fire directly into their torso before they can align their sights on you.

2. Duck Hunt: BOOM HEADSHOT! (54.4%)

Objective: Land a lethal headshot on a fleeing player.
Minigame Mechanics: One player controls the high-caliber sniper rifle from the elevated control booth, while 3 runner players dash across the obstacle course toward extraction.
Execution Strategy: Lead your target by approximately half a player width when they transition between barricade covers. The hitboxes in Machine Party reward direct skull alignment with immediate headshot registration.

3. Tunnel Hazard: This is my hole. (50.4%)

Objective: Claim the last remaining safe wall alcove before the high-speed locomotive hits.
Minigame Mechanics: Players run down an underground train tunnel with flashing warning lights. Wall nooks can only shelter one player each.
Execution Strategy: Monitor your rival players rather than rushing forward. Let two players lock into the early nooks. Track the final unoccupied recess, shove trailing opponents backward with your elbow bash, and slide into the alcove just as the engine headlights illuminate the tunnel.

4. Spine Breaker: Dodge this! (45.6%)

Objective: Toss the ticking explosive canister with under 1.0 second on the detonator.
Minigame Mechanics: A mechanical pressure bomb counts down rapidly while passed between four seated participants.
Execution Strategy: Watch the digital LED timer on the canister casing. Rather than panicking at 3 seconds, hold the bomb until the digital display ticks below 0.9 seconds, then fling it toward the player on your left.

5. Debris Platforms: Catch this! (42.3%)

Objective: Knock an opponent off the elevated platform into the void using a thrown crate.
Minigame Mechanics: Industrial crushers drop heavy metal and wooden crates onto vibrating platforms.
Execution Strategy: Lift a wooden packing crate (E interaction key) and position yourself near the platform perimeter. Wait for an opponent to commit to a jump between tilting plates, then launch the crate mid-arc into their landing path.

6. The Filter: Just another day at the job. (30.5%)

Objective: Complete a conveyor sorting round with 100% item sorting accuracy.
Minigame Mechanics: Fast-moving conveyor belts feed biological organs, mechanical gears, and hazardous scrap into sorting bins.
Execution Strategy: Prioritize precision over speed. Misrouting even a single defective gear disqualifies the achievement. Focus on matching color tags directly to the corresponding incinerator and quarantine chutes.

7. Stable Footing: Mind the gap. (22.4%)

Objective: Survive until only 10 floor tiles remain intact in the arena.
Minigame Mechanics: Stepping on hexagonal floor plates triggers a 2-second collapse countdown.
Execution Strategy: Never sprint across tiles unnecessarily. Stand motionless on a stable plate until adjacent tiles drop. Hop to isolated single tiles that opponents cannot reach, forcing them to burn through the remaining perimeter floor.

8. Wrong Way: Stairmaster (11.1%)

Objective: Input 50 consecutive correct directional steps on the escalator obstacle.
Minigame Mechanics: Counter-rotating mechanical stairs flash directional arrow prompts in rapid sequence.
Execution Strategy: Maintain a steady tempo. Do not double-tap movement keys. Treat the minigame as a strict rhythm challenge, matching key presses (W, A, S, D) strictly to the illuminated floor indicators.

9. Inside Job: About those TPS reports. (9.4%)

Objective: Infect an uninfected coworker within 3 seconds of receiving the poison syringe.
Minigame Mechanics: Office cubicle stealth minigame where one infected carrier must transfer the pathogen.
Execution Strategy: Shadow unsuspecting players closely even before the syringe transfers to you. The moment the syringe transfers to your inventory, immediately strike the coworker in front of you within the 3-second window.

10. Chisel Gauntlet: Flourished Memories (8.5%)

Objective: Survive until the maximum number of voxel blocks have been chiseled away from the cube.
Minigame Mechanics: A giant 3x3 voxel cube is systematically chiseled away by rotating cutting lasers.
Execution Strategy: Stay positioned in interior corner hollows rather than exterior faces. Interior voxel blocks provide protection against sweeping horizontal chisel blades during final round phases.

11. Table Manners: Gluttony (7.9%)

Objective: Devour your entire banquet meal course in under 20 seconds.
Minigame Mechanics: A rapid eating contest with alternating knife, fork, and drinking mechanics.
Execution Strategy: Memorize the dish eating sequence. Cut meat portions cleanly, alternate with instant beverage gulps to reset the swallowing gauge, and maintain continuous interaction inputs.

12. Minefield: Leg it! (4.6%)

Objective: Traverse the entire minefield grid to the extraction exit without triggering sonar pings.
Minigame Mechanics: The ground conceals buried explosive mines. Players normally tap sonar devices to reveal hazard rings.
Execution Strategy: Watch other players take initial exploratory steps. Let aggressive opponents map safe corridors with their movement, then trace their exact footstep coordinates across the mud without ever pressing your sonar key.

13. Forklift Certified: Mine. All mine! (2.3%)

Objective: Secure and hold 4 cargo crates simultaneously within your designated warehouse zone.
Minigame Mechanics: Four players drive industrial forklifts to retrieve crates from central racks and deposit them in home quadrants.
Execution Strategy: Speed is secondary to perimeter defense. Retrieve 2 crates early, place them deep in your deposit corner, then intercept trailing opponents to steal their loads rather than driving back to central racks.

14. Lethal Rebound: Will it blend? (0.9%)

Objective: Shove a cumulative total of 15 opponents into the spinning industrial hacksaws.
Minigame Mechanics: A circular rubber-walled arena lined with high-speed spinning saw blades.
Execution Strategy: This achievement is cumulative across your entire career. Camp near perimeter blade recesses and execute directional shoves whenever opponents rebound off center bumper pins.

15. Smoke Break: Full Pack (0.8%)

Objective: Smoke a cumulative total of 20 cigarettes during the break room minigame.
Minigame Mechanics: A high-tension Russian roulette cigarette smoking duel where certain smokes are lethal.
Execution Strategy: This trophy requires pure match volume. Agree with lobby friends to repeatedly select Smoke Break in arcade mode to maximize rounds played until all 20 cigarettes register on your Steam profile.

Frequently Asked Questions

Are there any secret or hidden achievements in Machine Party?

No. Machine Party has exactly 15 Steam achievements, one corresponding to each minigame. There are no hidden 16th achievements, unlisted easter eggs, or DLC trophies.

Can achievements be unlocked in Local Couch Co-op?

Yes. Following the v2.0 Co-op Update, minigames played in local couch multiplayer track standard progression and register trophy completion directly to the primary host profile.

What is the fastest method to unlock Will it blend? and Full Pack?

Because both achievements are cumulative career counters, the fastest route is using Arcade Mode with friends to repeatedly vote for Lethal Rebound and Smoke Break rather than cycling through full random playlists.

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